mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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meladoodle:

the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard

Jul 24 0:09 ( 99375 )

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

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divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biologic of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."

Our Bodies, Ourselves.

Jul 24 0:08 ( 335097 )

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

Jul 24 0:07 ( 240851 )

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

memeguy-com:

What

THIS IS THE BEST THING

Jul 24 0:06 ( 24061 )

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Jul 24 0:06 ( 96261 )

palmist:

actual picture of me

Jul 24 0:05 ( 288110 )

princesdevitt:

STOP SCROLLING

look at this picture for 10 seconds

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continue scrolling

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why-and-or-bother:

if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong

Jul 24 0:04 ( 13526 )

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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