Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

Apr 22 0:02 ( 46237 )



remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze


i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Apr 22 0:00 ( 302442 )


i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

Apr 21 23:59 ( 198837 )

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

Apr 21 23:59 ( 130121 )


My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

Apr 21 23:59 ( 12367 )


*tips muppet* m’namana

Apr 21 23:58 ( 17733 )


i’ve stopped trash talking comic sans after learning the font is actually one of the only dyslexia-friendly fonts that come standard with most computers and i advocate for others doing the same

Apr 21 23:58 ( 28882 )


Apr 21 23:57 ( 104236 )


do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

Apr 21 23:57 ( 406593 )


some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

Apr 21 23:56 ( 179402 )



Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

Apr 21 23:56 ( 50582 )


my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

Apr 21 23:56 ( 55679 )


hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Apr 21 23:55 ( 414689 )


my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

Apr 21 23:55 ( 27784 )




what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

Apr 21 23:55 ( 70653 )